i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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