i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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