so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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