Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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