Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
there is glitter all over my balls
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