I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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