Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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