I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I think I am morally bankrupt
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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