Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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