i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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