Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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