I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
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