just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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