i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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