dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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