you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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