quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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