worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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