I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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