The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
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