omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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