I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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