normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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