@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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