I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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