Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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