In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
