i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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