Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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