Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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