i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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