You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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