Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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