WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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