i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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