omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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