Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
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