"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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