I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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