Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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