Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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