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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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