Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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