pedialite and red bull = repair kit
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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