I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
It's shark week go big or go home
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