Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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