Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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