I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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