If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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