if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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