You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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