Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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