butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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