we have officially lost it.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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