On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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