I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Randomize