problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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